Psychoanalyzed by a Nail Tech

I went to get my nails done in a new place that I never been too. I’m usually at Nail Station, but because of a nail emergency (women will understand) I went to N Bar located in the building I work in.

The session started well, with the nail tech complementing me on my natural French manicure. Intrigued by me (I can’t explain it any other way), the tech started asking me personal questions about my nationality and work. Then she asked me how many kids I have. I replied that I’m not married to have kids. I could have doubted that I saw a shock on her face but after hearing my age, I was sure she was shocked. Actually she told me so. She also said that I’m too old and that I should not be picky or I won't get married. I replied saying that I’d rather be single and happy than married and miserable. She just hmmmmmed at me.

She did not talk to me till she started massaging my arms. She started complementing me on how soft my hands are and then she looked at me and asked: you don’t do house work do you? Her eyes revealed understanding when I nodded no. She now understood why I am not married. I’m useless as a housewife of course.

Now I know I was supposed to be upset. I was not, I just laughed at the poor woman. But I did leave upset. The stupid woman did a bad job on my nails!! I now have to go to Nail Station and get them done again! Stupid housewife no good for anything but breeding kids! ;)