Prince Monk Has Left the Building

It’s been ages since I last blogged. I have not even blogged about watching Superman Returns in 3D (what a disastrous movie!!). I just don’t feel like writing any more (no I’m not quitting). Especially with what’s happening in Lebanon (Those freaking terrorizing, barbarous and evil war criminals of Zion getting away with invasion & murder and all those bastards [whoresons if my swearing is bothering you!] of the world who are freaking doing nothing at all. Yes, I’m so anti-Semitic, and I won’t be apologizing to admit it like freaking Mel Gibson, after all isn’t this a free world and I’m free to say what I want?!!!) (now breathe in and breathe out!)

This is a special blog though.

It’s to say good bye to Amir who left yesterday.
Junior, who will always be remembered for accepting my bet of AED 20 to stand up, bang on his chest and make monkey noises in the middle of the office, has left the company.

Now during the last 4 & half years I’ve been with the company I’m working in, many people came and left. And I mean MANY. (I’m the ultimate survivor.) Of those many, few I was saddened to see leave. For example, when Asif left, it was expected and I was sad to see him go, but I knew our friendship would not be affected much if we don’t kill each other on a daily basis! Manil’s leaving was shocking and unanticipated that I almost cried (ALMOST) to see him go. And now Amir has left.

Amir’s case is completely different than all.

I knew that he was leaving and I am so happy for him to escape the hell this place has become. Amir’s leaving revived my hopes of leaving this place soon. However, I envy him because he gets to leave, doesn’t have to serve his notice period & gets to just relax & have fun till he joins the new company. I’m sad though that he won’t be in (till I leave) to entertain me. (Yes I am selfish). I will miss his antics, his tolerance to the browbeating of the girls, and his monkey business.

And he couldn’t choose a worse time to leave…

Here I am…at work… all alone!!
Hoda’s on leave.
Maya’s on a business trip.
Diala’s going to see yet another doctor (this girl has the best doctor appointment excuses)
And Amir is gone (Yes we all were worried about him being one of the girls group!! But don’t worry, he is just funny!!)

How will this week pass!!! URGH!!!

Anyway…

Prince Monk… Congratulations of your escape… and hopefully the “Biatchs” are all next!!