A Wonderful World

I work in Disney World.

But you won’t hear me singing “Oh what a wonderful world!”

My boss is Scrooge McDuck.
As any duck boss he is odd for his feathers but lovable for his teddy look.
As you could imagine, sometimes it is very hard to work for McDuck. He is a shrewd and opinionated businessman and noted fastidious pest.
Most days I could handle his changing moods. If I have the full playground of moods, he has a full pledged Amusement Park!! Give me candy floss and I will happily ride the craziest roller coaster! I’ll ride it without a bribe just to feel the thrill!
What I can’t handle is stinginess. I dislike tightfisted misers especially the clucking type.
Sometimes I wonder: would he give me, if I asked, his plucked feathers for a pillow or would he make me pay for them?!

But give me McDuck any time rather the Disney Hodgepodge of manager I have.
Hodgepodge is the newly appointed advisor. Slimy as Jafar of Agrabah but with the deceptive body built of Mr. Smee: cuddly, droopy and short.
Hodgepodge has Eli Squinch’s doggish face, Sylvester Shyster evil look and Burger Beagle continuous ramble (though not about food) even if no one is listening!
I don’t like working with him. I don’t like his style. I don’t mean his clothes style only but the whole package of him. I’ve already told Lago, Belle, Minnie, Pluto, Tinkerbell, Snow White and the seven dwarfs about Hodgepodge. I’m sure Lago would tell him soon.

Admittedly I am neither Wendy or Nala and I’m far from Helen Parr. But I’m starting to get allergic to the feathers and I’ve always been allergic to slime.

Though I love Goofy, I won’t marry him, even though he is tall and makes me laugh. He is sweet enough that he won’t mind if I break his heart and dump him.

It’s time to leave Disney and go to Warner Brothers.
I can for sure handle the Looney Tunes and would love to work for Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck! Heck, I’m already in love with the lanky and funny Shaggy!