An Awakening Thought

Have you ever woken up in the morning when you were supposed to finally commit to your personal self-challenge of exercising daily and thought “Oh Gosh I Can’t!”?

Have you ever thought if you can exercise while lying down?
I’m not talking about those bed exercises that doctors would recommend to the bed-ridden to help keep their strength, flexibility, and circulation.
And, to those nymphets out there, NO I’m not talking about THAT calories burning exercise!

I’m talking about an exercise where you don’t have to move even your eyelids. The only matter that would move is that resides in your skull.
Just look at the inside of your eyelids and imagine!
Do the Cat posture, then up to the Mountain, and down for the Forward Bend. Move into the Triangle and the Warrior II and bend for the Downward Facing Dog. Slither into the Cobra then turn into the Bridge. End it with the Corpse!

Now did I stretch my full body muscles or just my brain?
Did I loose any fat cells or did I loose instead grey cells?
Since I didn’t perspire, was the only secretion in the form of a cerebral hemorrhage?

Hmmmm maybe I should move some brown muscle next time!