Snooze me till next life

If my alarm was not at the same time my mobile, it would have been broken into million of pieces by now. Whoever invented the alarm clock must have been an insomniac dictator. He (and it has to be a he) must have thought it was a great idea to satisfy his masochistic needs. I believe the sole purpose of an alarm clock in this life is to ruin the possibility of a good start to the day.

Alarm clocks are evil. I mean they really are weapons of the demon. They startle you out of your pleasant slumber reminding you that it’s time to vacate the warmth and snugness of your personal cocoon and get ready to go to the torture chamber, also known as WORK. For this reason only, alarms should be abolished.

I do love the snooze function though. I could sleep for a couple pf hours, pushing the button every 9 minutes. Sometimes I put the alarm a whole hour early, so I can practice my snoozing ability without actually being very late to work.

The worse feeling though is when you come to consciousness by listening to your own internal alarm, you open your eyes and you discover that you could have actually slept another five full minutes before the alarm clock would go off. I swear I hate my alarm clock that I get nightmares. Take last night for example. I woke up 3 times during the night because I heard the alarm going off. Of course my real alarm was not screeching. Was that a torture or what?!